Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness...

1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Here's the weird thing, I didn't think I would make it to a mature enough age to worry about growing up and becoming anything. You see, I was raised a Jehovah's Witness... so w/all the "church" teachings, the world was coming to an end, and 144k would go to heaven and the rest of us were left here on earth to do what ever it was we were to do... so the future wasn't even a glimmer in my wee little eyes.. then around the age of 12, all hell broke loose in my world and I became an evil evil child... so my teen years were spent druggin, sexin, partyin... but at one point I wanted to be a child psychologist...

2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
Depending on where I'm at.. if I'm at a restaurant I ask for an side of tartar sauce, I take my ketchup and put a nice big dollop of ketchup in the middle of my tartar sauce and mix it all together.. add a little pepper and YUMMY!!!!
If I'm just getting fries from fast food, I usually tend to eat them plain..

3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
Does text messaging sex count? Actually breathing in ears, talking phone sex.. hmmm.. wow.. ok.. it's been years... since this new age of technology.. Ive had ALOT of text messaging sex.. LOL

4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
hahahahahah... I make my daughter cry all the time.. but I don't suppose that counts.. I tell her no and she starts crying.. she's such a drama queen..
Other than that, I made my Mom cry a few months ago.. she wasn't around for my teen stupidity years.. and she blames herself for it.. whatever, it was my choice to walk away from life.. Just cant get her to understand that.. anyhow.. I'll have to post about all that sometime

5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Ummm..Never.. I don't need the dogs howling!

6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
No, I have never cooked dinner naked... nor do I believe I ever would.. mainly because I could just imagine something disaster's happening and I would end up burning a nipple, or something more drastic!


Macabre Girl said...

I am glad you decided to play! Your responses are great. Your answer to 5 is too funny. My mother says the same thing about why she never sings in the shower. Text messaging sex? Hmm. That is an interesting idea as well. That takes naughty texting up a notch hehe. Thanks for playing! Happy Wednesday!

Monique said...

I like text sex, it's a nice side thought to whatever possibly mundane thing is going on at that moment.

I had text sex while wrapping Christmas presents last December. That was fun.

Happy Wednesday

Amorous Rocker said...

I wanted to be a child's psych for a brief amount of time too.

Text message sex? Hrm. I don't think I have ever done that or ever even thought about doing it. I've sent and received some dirty texts but I don't think it turned into sex texting ever... Lol. Interesting.

Burning a nipple would effing hurt! Yowza! Glad you played. Hope the rest of your week goes well!

The Bizza said...

#6 - Yet another reason not to cook nekkid!

Great answers

April said...

Give me a call some night soon........we'll do some heavy breathing.

Geesh, I must be in a naughty mood. Maybe I better go and call my feller.

Krystal said...

Cook naked? Wow. That question just made me shudder...

Weekends Off said...

LOL Barney you crack me up!

Burnt nipples...

Ozfemme said...

Me too.... perhaps you should just simmer those nipples over a low heat?