Tuesday, May 29, 2007

TMI Tuesday and other ho hums

3 day weekends are great.. except the coming back to work part.
Why is it that 4 day work weeks are longer than your regurlar 5 day work week?

Memorial weekend was uneventful... yet busy.. no drama thank gawd.. well.. except one small piece of drama, that doesnt directly affect me.. but none-the-less it pissed me right the fuck off.
As you have all read in previous post's I used to date a guy by the name of Rick... we dated about..hmm... almost 2 yrs a year ago.. when he and I started dating.. he was down and out.. no job, no place to live.. and like I normally do.. I pick up these guys, dust them off and attempt my best to get them back on their feet... (dont ask, Im a sucker for losers)
Well.. my brother got him a job, paid overtime, medical benefits.. and I allowed him to move in with me.. all was great.. things were moving right along, until one day he and I decided that after a year of dating.. it just wasnt worth it anymore.. time to move on from one another (the main issue was, he decided that drinking was more important than paying his part of the bills)

So fast forward to now.. he and I lost touch.. last I heard, he went back to his old scummy ways.. went to jail for 8 months.. for theft.. he and his brother decided to go back to their ways of breaking and entering, stealing, and whatever the hell else those losers do. Well his brother is in prison now.. 8 yrs for 1st degree theft (hope he rots there) and Rick is looking at 10 yrs, assuming the fucker ever gets caught... he's got warrants out for his arrest.

Well.. Sunday evening.. my brother gets a call to come to his office.. seems good ol' rick decided to steal from my brother.. syphon some gas out of some work trucks.. him and his other brother..
Now.. this doesnt directly affect me.. or does it? After all my family has done for this worthless piece of shit, he turns around and steals from him? Well my brother showed up, and DOESNT CALL THE COPS!!!! Talks to him, gets his side of the story.. and then lets him have some old old gas thats been sitting around in a dead car.. and sends him on his way!!!!
My brother.. is either really stupid.. or is living in a rose colored world.

I wonder what my brother would say, if I told him that the guy that was with Rick was his LEVEL 3 sex offender brother!!!! yeah.. I said it.. he just got out of prison...
Gawd I know some really scum of the earth people!!!

I swear, if I ever see that ten-dick-a-day-scum-gutter-guzzeling-whore again... it will be to soon ( I figure that analogy will be best as that's what he's gonna become in prison)
He's gonna get my fist, straight into his effing nose!!!

Ok.. Onto TMI Tuesday..

1. When you orgasm, do you hold your breath? Yes... but, sadly I raraely orgasm..it really hard for me to orgasm.. but when I do.. I tend to stop breathing...and my body twitches.. there are a handful of guys that have given me orgasms!

2. Have you ever had sex or played around with a celebrity? um.. do my dreams count? They get pretty graphic

3. Do you think prostitution should be legal? yes
Why or why not? I think if it was legal, we would have less sex crimes.. but, prostitues, male/female, need to be registered, and made to take all STD test's every 3 months..

4. How do you masturbate? Do you romance yourself? romance myself? huh? whisper sweet nothings into my ear? LMAO.. that's funny
Get straight to the point? depends on how horny I am.. sometimes.. I get in the mood to just get down and dirty.. and go to town w/Bob... other times.. I want to play in the shower w/myself.. rubbing soap all over my body and just feeling my self..
Read erotic material? I dont read erotic material.. but.. I do get those occasions where I enjoy a good porno.. something about watching someone get slammed.. is kind of erotic... :)

5. Which gives you the most pleasure - intercourse, masturbating for/with your partner, being masturbated by your partner?
Honestly... I think it's a mood thing.. I mean.. if every time is the same, doesnt sex w/your partner get boring?
it all boils down to.. being sensual.. to erotic, to aggressive, to trying new things.. I like variety.. but it's a mood thing.. a time thing..make up sex... so forth and so on..

You know what I mean?

Ok.. Im out..

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a crush on a relative?

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Ramblings from an exhausted women

It's hard to post when there really isnt anything worthy of posting about.
So my apologies to all my 5 readers out there in blogger land, however, like you really want to read about my ho hum existance.

I havnt kept up w/anything, my Friday Confessionals have wavered, not that I dont have more tantalizing stories to bore you to tears, it's just that, some of the stories I have to tell you, Im just not sure how to put them down onto blogger roll. I read back over some of my other posts and I think to myself.. what.. am I in middle school again? My writing seems to me like some bad essay that I failed misreably on.

My current life seems to be stuck in a black hole, that is slowly spiraling. I take steps forward, just to have to remove my shoes, retrace my steps; clean off my souls since I have stepped in a ton of shit along my path. Sooner or later, there has to be a platform up ahead where I can take a seat and order a stiff drink and put my feet up. Wonder to myself if this craziness will ever cease.

I have put in 18 hrs of overtime in the last 3 days, Im completely exhausted. I cant see straight, cant think straight, and as I type this, I continuelly have to go back delete what I have written just to correct the wording or the spelling. If my grammar teacher could read this now there is no doubt in my blonde head he would flunk my ass and make me repeat his happy-ass class!

On these ramblings.. as that's all Im doing now, Im off to figure out why I have a customer trying to establish SS7 with another provider when they have direct connections with them, and dont need to be going thru a 3 party vendor. How much easier my life would be if I could just win a few million measly dollars.

Cio bella!!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007


1. Have you ever used foods in your sexual activities (ie; whipped cream, syrup, popsicles) and how did you use them?
Yes.. whip cream is always fun.. however there is something about ice.. I love it when he has an ice cube in his mouth and then goes down on me.. OMG..!!!! his hot mouth w/that combination of coldness up against me...turns me on!!!

2. If your SO asked you to get them off using only your toes - would you do it and how?
Im sorry WHAT?

3. Would you ever participate in an orgy? Have you?
would I??? Depends on how much tequila I have drank.. Ive had three-somes.. me 2 guys.. and me a girl and a guy.. those were um.. hmm.. interesting to say the least.. but honestly.. an all out orgy.. I think that would just kind of gag me.. to many noises, however.. I could do the whole voyeur thing.. can I just watch???

4. What can a lover do to turn you on instantly?
kiss my neck.. I dont know what it is, but come up behind me, slowly run your hands across my lower back and start nuzzeling my neck.. and Im yours...

5. Describe your favorite piece of lingerie or undergarments on yourself or your mate. (PICS PLEASE!!!) yeah..no pics.. however..
I have a black long nighty, that's lace across the bust w/tiny thin straps.. slit up both sides, low dip in the back.. I want to feel his hands running across the satin...

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best orgasm you've ever had. ;)
oh lord... the one I remember the fondest.. was years ago.. he was away on military leave.. had been gone for 3 weeks.. came home for a weekend.. we didnt even make it to the bedroom.. we attacked each other, in the front room as he was backing me towards the bedroom, we landed on the floor in the door way of the hall way and bedroom.. OMG... that orgasm was the longest Ive ever had.. and I had some nasty ass carpet burn on my lower back..
I miss that.. I want another like it :(

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

TMI Tuesday....

Here we go....

1) What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone?
hmm.... Im not sure if any of these really remind me of him.. I think it's just memories that remind me of him.. or certain times of the day that will bring on a memory of some sort..

2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Im a hands gal.. I love men's hands.. I think it's because the bigger their hands, the more skin they can touch on my body. Plus I have big hands.. not fat.. just big.. and I want my man to have hands that are bigger than mine.
Same sex.. Im a boobs gal.. I dont care how big.. or how small.. but either way they have to be real.. I dont wanna be touch silicone.. no offense to anyone.. It's just me...

3. Do you prefer to give or receive? Im a giver.. I love to please him.. I want to hear him moan/groan and say things... It makes me feel good to know that I can please him, I think that's a turn on in itself... however.. he sure as hell better be giving it to me in the end!!! LOL

4. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there?
Sadly..Ive had my few one-nighters.. my protocol.. get the hell outta there.. wham bam... thank you.. now buh bye!!! There's a reason it's called a one-nighter.. you dont wanna mess up the good karma by all the messy talking in the morning!!!

5. What is the strangest place you've had sex?
Strangest place.. a bathroom in the downtown area after the 4th of July firework display.. little did we know that there was a line outside the door waiting for us to get done. Everyone started clapping cuz we carried on so loudly..

Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Im gonna sound like such a slut here..but whatever.. I was almost 13..
Who was it to? his name was Sean
Describe the event:
describe the event.. oh wow.. it all started out as a huge joke.. my friend at the time wanted his friend at the time.. but.. his friend wouldnt date my friend, unless I dated his friend.. did that make any sense???? So.. I started to date Sean.. my friend Suz started dating his friend Cody.. and one thing led to another and Sean and I ended up in his room at his house on his bed.. and my clothes ended up on the floor.. I woke up the next morning to his Mother standing at the end of the bed, telling us to get up.. our breakfast was on the table.. that's right..
His Mother caught us.. however.. she said not a word to either of us.. we got up, got dressed, went to the table, his mom walked into his room.. stripped the bed.. and I was so fucking mortified.. I just got up and walked out of the house and ran to my friends house.. little did I realize.. it was all a setup.. Sean wanted me.. Cody didnt want Suz.. they did nothing..
All in all.. no biggie.. Sean and I dated maybe 3 whole days.. before I said.. buh bye..
and that's the end of that!!!

Monday, May 07, 2007

Feel me?

It's Monday Monday!!! my weekend was good.. I can actually say that I have met someone who I think will stop me from all this self loving that's been going on in my bedroom!

Saturday was Cinco de Meyo.. so off to T-Town to a small get together. I invited my friend R - whom I have posted about prior, my one time fuck buddy who sadly he and I just kind of went our seperate ways. We continued to email.. but we never were able to contact in that oh so intimate way again.

Amazingly enough he showed up Saturday night, it was rather late, and the majority of the pary go'ers were gone, but there were a few of us left and we continued to talk and laugh and had a great time. It had been months since I had seen him and it was good to just reconnect w/him on a intellectual level. In all honesty, in the past he and I never really had just "talked" it was all about just gettin down and gettin dirty, which of course was a-ok w/me!!! But it was great to get to know him on a more serious side.
However my girlfriend, who had one to many Corona's decided she was gonna give him a piece of her mind and proceeds to lay into him about how he's been disrespecting me, and Im a great gal and he should wake up and realize this and so forth and so on and blah blah blah! He handled it with such a good sense of humor I was suprised! He agreed w/her, informed her that the relationship that he and I had in the past was "gonna change" (not sure what that means), his next statement thru me for a loop and Im still not sure if it was ment as a compliment or a slam.
Were chit chatting.. and as Im standing there, but obviously not really there as everyone is talking about me in front of me, R and my gal pal start talking about my qualities.. and R said that Im just like a guy... I say whats on my mind, Im overly honest, and I dont sugar coats things, at first when he met me he wasnt sure about me, but over the years he's come to appreciate me.
I looked at him and told him, straight up.. I dont have time for all the games and bullshit. Life is to short to attempt to sugar coat things and put a nice spin on everything. This is me, like it or dont.. he just smiled at me..
Anyhow.. the night continued on we all started talking about relationships and communication and what's important, I honestly have no clue how we got onto this subject by this time there were just 4 of us left standing me, R, T (my girlfriend) and another guy, who did nothing but laugh all night, he really was a great guy... kind of good looking too ;)
so, about 3:30ish... R decided it's time for him to go home, we head out to his car, he's all hugging me and kissing me.. tellin me he has really missed me, that his player days are over, he hopes to see me this weekend, so forth and so on...

He leaves and it freakin hits me!!! He's gonna be 39 w/in the next two weeks.. I remember him telling me a few times over the course of us knowing each other, he wants to be settled by 40! HA!!! Soooo... he's ready to settle down and get serious about dating? No more of this, gonna have her and her and her and her!
Well best of luck... I wont be in the running for him.. Im sure.. Im to much of a "guy"
ok ok.. I guess it kind of bugged me..

Anyhow.. so.. will he call this week to see me this weekend???? Does he truly miss me???
Im just like a guy??? WTF?!

Well I finally got home around 4:30... and had my way with myself.. I had to search the house for new batteries, as Bob I guess has been getting to much of a work out and needed to be revived!!!

Hmmm..will I hear from him?
Shit.. I feel like a fucking teenager!!!!

Peace Im out!!!

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Self Love

It's been almost a year since Ive felt a man inside me.
sometimes I wonder if it's me or the vibes that I am sending off?
Im not an unattractive women, more along the lines of just being fed up with the whole cat & mouse game of finding that perfect lover. Lets face it, no lover is perfect! There is always room for improvment. Whether that be him or me.

But what does it boil down to? I keep remembering that episode of Sex n the City where one of the girls gets a new dildo and refuses' to leave her apartment. Me and my play toy have had a lot of fun over the last few months. However I think Im getting tired of it.. I need some new vibrations :)

What's weird is that I have a huge sex drive, and I can read something, or think of something and instantly get turned on, I feel those nether regions of mine to start to tingle and get a little moist and then I cant stop thinking about getting into bed that evening and allowing my hands to roam my body, then pulling out bob (battery operated boyfriend) and having my way with him!
I rarely feel guilty over my enjoyments... I mean seriously why should I? I have been masterbating since I figured out what pleasure I could bring myself. Hell I started having sex at the young tender age of 12.. ok ok.. I was almost 13.. but.. once I figured out what I needed to do, what I enjoyed it was all about the release.

But, coming full circle, like I said, it's been almost a year. why so long you ask.. well.. I kind of swore off men, mainly because of the song and dance.. it's so much damn effort to get to know someone, to understand them, to figure out if there is a connection. All the games of dating are lost on me. Lets just get it on.. but.. on the flip side of this, is the whole STD issues. I dont want any of that.. I know I know there are condoms available... but.. I aint taking them back to my place I dont want some random stranger knowing where I live, and I sure as hell dont wanna go to their place... so then what?

I really need a fuck buddy... or a beneficial friend.. no strings attatched.. it's just sex.. like Pretty Women, no kissing cuz that makes it to intimate!!! HAHA...

Ok.. on this note all this talking makes me horny baby... guess I should head home, think about bed and let bob out of his drawer.. oh... yeah.. a nice hot shower w/the water beating down on ya is great too!!! haha... oh yeah ladies and gentlemen.. there is NOTHING wrong with a little self love!!!