Friday, August 31, 2007

Inner Peace

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr.Phil proclaimed,
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's,
a bottle of Kahlua,
a package of Oreos,
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have NO idea how incredibly calm I feel.


Have a Great Weekend..

Peace!!!!!

5 comments:

Carmel Beauty said...

FUNNY I will have to get rid of the youngun' and try it my self.

Carmel Beauty said...

BTW if you have time please read my post from today!!

Krystal said...

...I think I may have some things to finish off around here as well...

Amorous Rocker said...

HAHAHA! That's great.

Hope you had a great weekend! =o)

Weekends Off said...

LOL that was great Barney!