By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr.Phil proclaimed,
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's,
a bottle of Kahlua,
a package of Oreos,
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have NO idea how incredibly calm I feel.
Have a Great Weekend..
Peace!!!!!
ramblings of a crazed, water logged, web footed, emotionally flatlined, single Mother of 2 teenagers... somedays I make sense, other days I have absolutely no clue what I am trying to accomplish...
Get me outta here
About Me
- Barney
- I talk to myself I crack jokes when it's not appropriate I burp & fart Cuz I am me.. That's all I can be..
5 comments:
FUNNY I will have to get rid of the youngun' and try it my self.
BTW if you have time please read my post from today!!
...I think I may have some things to finish off around here as well...
HAHAHA! That's great.
Hope you had a great weekend! =o)
LOL that was great Barney!
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